Sunday, November 27, 2011

i feel stupid

well... today started off okay. went to the Ymca to swim, except i didn't know that i only had 15 mins to swim... ah well no big deal. went up stairs and worked on my pecs... they have gotten weak... worked on shoulders a little bit too. went to Wal-mart for some tank tops (wife beaters) so i get there... and instantly have the feeling my truck is going to get broken into. this is rochester you know, for all you people who think its a safe city (NOT) so i take probably 200 dollars of stuff and put it in my pocket, lock my vehicle, and walk inside. this wal mart was weird. so i walk around and manage to end up in some random section, but i found my wife beaters. normally i go for large size shirts, but i realized that medium has a nicer fit, at least with wife beaters. so im looking for some mediums, all large except for one in the back. hell yes, medium. so knowing wal mart and all the black people trying to get good deals with there gov't funding welfare checks, getting in line was impossible. now usually i go to the fartherest register, usually ppl are to lazy to walk down there, so im thinking im gonna get out quick as always. NOPE huge line of ppl buying like 500 items. eh? worth a shot. walked back and saw this pedofile santa sitting in the middle of the store. he waved at me. it was weird. so i finally get in line (20 items of fewer) and i wait. patience is the key to virtue. finally my turn. walk up and i grabbed a snickers. really wanted it... realized i didnt have enough, so i was like minus the snickers ;( then i didnt have enough for my wife beaters, i walked out of the store, kinda mad that i didnt bring enough  money. while searching through my truck, i found a couple extra bucks, and quarters. lots and lots of quarters. i had enough so i went back and bought them. ready for the huge plot twist? on the way back, i had wondered where i had placed my keys... as im reaching in my pockets trying to find them, i realize they are indeed, locked inside my vehicle. i laughed and said, boy i feel stupid. called my dad and waited for him to unlock my vehicle. i walked back into the store, cmon... its wal mart.... if u cant find something to entertain yourself for 15 mins, you're in trouble :D so i was looking at games and x-boxes and such. looked through computers. then i left and saw my dad. he laughed, HAHHA funny dad >.> thanks though. long boring day. went back to the Ymca then went home. now im sitting here bored.

Saturday, November 26, 2011

fear

i hope my fears and dreams arent real. i am now afraid, afraid of the darkness creeping up on me

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Monday, October 31, 2011

second blog post.

this post is for laughs and giggles. Tori go trick or treating at that pedos house. :D i will not run from her wrath.

hallloween

hi. happy halloween. this is a holiday where kids get weird candy with hidden pills stuffed inside. so, i dont really feel like going to get free candy tonight. plus ppl would be like, what the hell are u doing? ur like 30! im headin up to my grandmas house for free reese's and pizza. woot. basically, i love this holiday.... people who are assholes to me get wrecked with a hidden flying egg to the face, car, and or house. i was sent some pretty funny videos by tori, and yes, you are mentioned in every post because ur the only one who reads them. anyways, kids, remember the 2 mask trick! and most importantly, dont get raped by people claiming to have candy in their van. or if they are really fat and ugly, and mention they have a van, just run. BEHIND U OMFG. anyways. happy halloween and enjoy getting fat off milky ways and reeses, which happen to be my favorite. so yah, if u get milky ways, mail them to me or else. <3

Sunday, October 30, 2011

LOL halloween

alas! good news from the peasants! woke up today from a text. thank god since i went to bed at 6, i would not have woken up. i layed in bed textin miss tori. then i got up and took a bath. felt legit.my dog is doing better, so im happy. =) filling out fasfa tomorrow. NOES!!! tori made me read some blog post about this greek goddess. um... was quite interesting... im kinda sleepy tonight. im eating mashed potatoes and watching the mummy returns. i love these movies. tomorrow im going to my grandma's house to hand out candy and such. she might have leukimia <--- tori i cant spell this!!!! :( um, it's almost november.. wth???? it's gonna start snowing... i want to leave. im probably gonna just watch movies tonight. kinda taking it easy tonight. tomorrow will prboably be boring xD

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

fish paste

if you thought this post was about fish paste.... you're retarded. go google fish paste, i fucking dare you! what the hell am i even talking about? lol i don't even know! but anyways, how we doing? im doing ok. i think that you smell. yah thats right. did you know that a baby hedgehog is called a pup? haha. bet you didnt. ive been searching for something.... havent quite found it yet. i think im going to the gym tomorrow. just for a swim, and maybe some BK... have it your way? if i had it my way you'd be giving me free shit. anyways, tomorrow is also bicepts and tricepts day! that should be fun. i saw this chick that was like in her 40s benching 170 -.- thats almost more than me, what the hell o.0 anyways, theres no way in hell i can beat tori at blogging. you win.