second blog post.

this post is for laughs and giggles. Tori go trick or treating at that pedos house. :D i will not run from her wrath.

hallloween

hi. happy halloween. this is a holiday where kids get weird candy with hidden pills stuffed inside. so, i dont really feel like going to get free candy tonight. plus ppl would be like, what the hell are u doing? ur like 30! im headin up to my grandmas house for free reese's and pizza. woot. basically, i love this holiday.... people who are assholes to me get wrecked with a hidden flying egg to the face, car, and or house. i was sent some pretty funny videos by tori, and yes, you are mentioned in every post because ur the only one who reads them. anyways, kids, remember the 2 mask trick! and most importantly, dont get raped by people claiming to have candy in their van. or if they are really fat and ugly, and mention they have a van, just run. BEHIND U OMFG. anyways. happy halloween and enjoy getting fat off milky ways and reeses, which happen to be my favorite. so yah, if u get milky ways, mail them to me or else. <3

LOL halloween

alas! good news from the peasants! woke up today from a text. thank god since i went to bed at 6, i would not have woken up. i layed in bed textin miss tori. then i got up and took a bath. felt legit.my dog is doing better, so im happy. =) filling out fasfa tomorrow. NOES!!! tori made me read some blog post about this greek goddess. um... was quite interesting... im kinda sleepy tonight. im eating mashed potatoes and watching the mummy returns. i love these movies. tomorrow im going to my grandma's house to hand out candy and such. she might have leukimia <--- tori i cant spell this!!!! :( um, it's almost november.. wth???? it's gonna start snowing... i want to leave. im probably gonna just watch movies tonight. kinda taking it easy tonight. tomorrow will prboably be boring xD

fish paste

if you thought this post was about fish paste.... you're retarded. go google fish paste, i fucking dare you! what the hell am i even talking about? lol i don't even know! but anyways, how we doing? im doing ok. i think that you smell. yah thats right. did you know that a baby hedgehog is called a pup? haha. bet you didnt. ive been searching for something.... havent quite found it yet. i think im going to the gym tomorrow. just for a swim, and maybe some BK... have it your way? if i had it my way you'd be giving me free shit. anyways, tomorrow is also bicepts and tricepts day! that should be fun. i saw this chick that was like in her 40s benching 170 -.- thats almost more than me, what the hell o.0 anyways, theres no way in hell i can beat tori at blogging. you win.

fuck you, you're retarded

i had some really weird dreams last night. first one was i was an ice werewolf. cool huh? i had like two giant claws sticking out of my hands and i ran really fast. next dream was about minecraft. instead of being an icon, i was myself, and Tori was there too. i fell off a cliff D: i slept pretty bad. kept getting an empty feeling. woke up around 11, i felt like being lazy! i applied to some more colleges around the texas area. gotta make some phone calls! WOOT not. i lost internet for about 3 hours, that was gay >.> i've been bored pretty much all day. im on skype with mesu. Omgpop chat rooms were fun and retarded at the same time. tori was saying so many bad words! she just couldnt control herself. bad girl. her dad comes home tomorrow -.- anyways. tag. you're fucking it

um yah

today. woke up. cool? sure why not. uhh took a long shower then took a mini drive. driving always calms me down =) disappointing news in the mail... bastards -.- i went to burger king today. havent had fast food in months. i tried chicken fries today. quite good actually. went to the gym and did some leg workouts? never thought id be working legs out ever again. 400 pounds leg press WHOOOOO XD im doin alot better from today.... earlier had a complete mental breakdown. it was pretty sad i must admit. sometimes it helps me. college work has stressed me out alot, its challenging. half way done. gas prices are gay. fuck you gas. fuck u obama. if gas was like 2.15 per gal, it would make life easier. anyways, im cold. and it sucks, im looking for my hoody xD gettin sleepy

weird

i've been acting strange. really strange. my life seems like it's fallin apart. what the fuck. i need a long vacation.

college.

blah blah blah... preparing for college is SO gay! college should be free.... working on financial aid forms is absolute Bullshit really.. you sit and apply for 5 hours and you say, this is why people dont do this shit.... just let me sign my fucking name and be done right? i swear its practically 100 dollars to the ammount of hours you spend on this garbage. lets get to the point. college helps better you, well no shit. course it does. you spend like 60 thousand total, then you work for the rest of your life, how depressing. lets hope i can make a million and call it quits :D Now for the fun part. getting Tori to ask her mom about college. Tori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for collegeTori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for college Tori ask your mom and apply for college. she will either do 1 of 2 things. ask her mom sometime this week and apply for college, or cut off my balls. D: lets hope we all go with option number 1. so anyways, im thinkin about going to the gym today. i wanna swim... love it to be honest. great cardio and workout in general. when i write this stuff, it's actually weird. never really thought i'd even have one of these. OMG PPL ARE READING ABOUT MY LIFE!!! losers :D so anyways, new york still sucks.... cant wait to leave, hopefully soon. i wanna get my 4 wheeler going and bring that with me, that'd be entertaining. also great for a zombie apocolypse. im sure Tori is gonna have fun correcting all my spelling mistakes. she's convinced she's better at english than me. (yah right) anyways, back on topic. im convinced china is gonna have a zombie invasion and wipe out the world D: um, i think i've wrote enough today. holy blueberry muffins. i just saw a flying pig. not really, but you're still reading so you must find me to write about random shit.

what a day

so! it all started when i woke up at 7. i dont know why i woke up so early. i went to bed last night around 2 from a pounding headache. Tori smells btw. anyways, i decided to text Tori, cause i wanted to talk to her. im totally gonna spam text her tomorrow morning. what? :D  so yah, anyways... i got on rs to find mesu at shanty pass, god... who hangs there?!?! she does such a good job with wood, with her fletching skills. haha... im laughing at this now and im not telling her why. we're on voice chat btw. she has a cute voice. so it's 12:21, i watched my favorite AMC tv show, the walking dead all day. Tori watched most of it with me, until bitchzilla got her :/ APPLESAUCE!!! Um, its boring in new york. im working on college stuff tomorrow, hopefully i can get out of here within the month. k bai.

I needed help starting my blog.

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You know what he was thinking!

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